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rustybuttholes:

kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

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source: vasuki / via: carlyoulilshit
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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

source: lztybrn / via: skybluelacoste
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coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

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alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

source: alisonshendrixs / via: pockettaire
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spookbonered:

"Blazer it" I whisper to myself as I put on the jacket I got for $4.20

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I’m on mobile and my battery just dropped from 100% to 80% in 3 minutes

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lizthefangirl:

Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.

im just so proud

source: theepitomeofquiet / via: geekdean
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shitroosterteethsays:

Gavin: “In the Lego Movie, the word ‘Lego’ isn’t said once.”
Burnie: “Really? It must be because they live in a world of Lego.”
Gavin: “Yeah, but we live in a world of…”
*silence*

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amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

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stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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pinsir:

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

source: pinsir / via: olitwist
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snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

source: everets / via: born-in-the-tardis
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