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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”





bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk





dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong









somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 




nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE





officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*





ghcstly:

;)





bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs





timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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reneemichelle11:

coolgirlwithcoolblog:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

oh my
God

again. because….stage managers need these asap.